LAZA KNITEZ!!

4 ULTRANOBLE WARRIORZ FROM THE TECHNOFUTURE MEET ON A FIELD OF MINDBLOWING HYPERCOMBAT TO DECIDE THE FATE OF ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES!!

LAZA KNITEZ!! distills the thrilling gameplay of deathmatch classics like Quake and Unreal Tournament into the humble shell of an 80s arcade cabinet. It takes one of the most exhilarating genres of gaming and makes it radically accessible. You don't have to be a dual-stick wizard or mouse & keyboard master to have a blast in LAZA KNITEZ!! Even your grandma can pick it up in under ten seconds! Every single kill and power-up in the game makes the action go faster and faster until everyone is screaming and shouting with a deathgrip on their controller!

LAZA KNITEZ!! has a minimalist design and maximum awesome. Not only does it come stock with a custom soundtrack of space horse techno, every sound in the game is tuned to a pentatonic scale. That means you can turn the sounds of splattering your foes into a harmonious symphony of slaughter!

If you can handle LAZA KNITEZ normal gameplay, steel yourself for CRAZINESS! With a working mic, LAZA KNITEZ can take the shouts and howls of players in the throes of combat to make the game even wilder— which makes the players shout and howl louder, which makes the game crazier and crazier in a positive feedback loop of fun!!

CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD. IT'S JUST RESPAWNING!!